Whats the wierdest thing currently in your car boot???

My car boot currently contains a riding hat, a toilet brush holder, 2 england flags on sticks and an anaphylaxis emergency kit. Is yours any more random? (jokes about sawn up bodies are too predictable)

Whats the wierdest thing currently in your car boot???
My Friend left her hubby about 8 week`s ago and i have had her belonging`s in my boot since then , But i was stopped by the police doing routine stop check`s and they looked in her belonging`s in the boot and to my horror among`s her stuff was , bondage gear / whip`s / dildo`s / vibrator`s the lot i tried to explain they weren't mine but i don't think he believed me ............
Reply:a bunch of empty water bottles(recycling), binder clip, permanent marker, tow chain, magnifying glass, aquarium net, and freshwater mussell shells round out the list of items that are not normally in the "boot" (trunk) of my car like the spare, the jack, the tire gauge, and the cables.
Reply:my interferring mother-in-law
Reply:Emergency kit, spare wheel, tool kit, fluorescent coat (not my idea of an essential fashionable item of clothing but my husbands idea in case I break down!)





I also had a baby bicycle seat in there for years until today but gave it away to a mate, as my son is now 8!
Reply:a rubber duck, two umbrellas, louis viton shopping bag, empty packet of cheese and onion crisps, one size 5 stiletto shoe (i'm a size 6)..........first aid kit, a riding crop, numerous small pebbles and shells from a recent visit to the beach......
Reply:extra clothes and a towel
Reply:My Picnic Blanket
Reply:I have a set of dumbells and around 20 Kg worth of weights, a clothes horse and a seven iron. Strange combo I don't even know where the clothes horse came from.
Reply:i dont have a car yet...im learning to drive soon *yay*
Reply:A bottle of water, waterproof jacket, block of wood, pack of hand wipes, jump leads, a blanket, Motorbike jacket and two helmet visors.
Reply:A set of jump leads, wheel brace, foot-pump, emergency supply of screenwash, one headlamp deflector (with instructions that don't include my car), a tow-rope, spare bulb kit that doesn't quite match the car, high-visibility jacket, a coat, a pair of jazz shoes and a special brush for cleaning the suede soles of the jazz shoes.
Reply:An unfinished horror novel by my friend. There are definitely wierd goings on in the story.
Reply:A pushchair, 2 non slip mats, a king size mattress cover and a fax machine
Reply:3 1940's hats. an aerobic step machine. a suitcase full of old clothes. a box of very old books.some car lightbulbs for a saab even though this is a toyota prius...........i have just realised they should be changed for toyota ones......a note pad and pen.
Reply:I have two Strathclyde Buses destination screens, the front door of a cash vault from an SBL Atlantean and a set of caps to keep the destination screens in place when inserted into a bus.
Reply:A rolling pin.


A Babys bottle.


3 Lidl carrier bags.


A fleece jacket.


A tyre, jack, tyre lever and a spare wheel.





(And a saw for the body I am going to collect later)
Reply:Four body boards, four stinking wet suits, and a load of books. Still haven't cleared up from holiday or been to the book bank. Probably never will.
Reply:i have a toothbrush, my spare mobile phone and most strangely... my cars spare key!
Reply:An emergency kit, a stoller, a dirty sippy cup i found yesterday, a book I need to give to my friend, %26amp; an emergency diaper.
Reply:an umbrella and a jar of pennies. about 3 dollars worth.
Reply:A pushchair, air compressor which runs off the cig lighter socket, picnic blanket, old clothes for recycling, 3 kites, a pop up tent and a shisha pipe with apple tobacco
Reply:a sawn up body
Reply:An 12' inflatable Shrek doll, 2 bags of old clothes for the Salavation Army, a bag full of sandwiches, very dry umbrella, 14 empty gallon jugs.
Reply:I have a baseball bat, a slim-jim, fire retardant boots, jumper cables, atlas, a pez dispenser, fire retardant gloves, and a GLAMORE magazine which is now removed... (How did that get there?)
Reply:A barbeque grill, empty 20 litre 'jerry can', badminton raquets, folding chairs,
Reply:A jar of pickled eggs,


24 x2 packets of pork pies and 10 scotch eggs.
Reply:a hardhat, some of my husband's boots, a notebook that all the papers have come out of, an empty Starbucks cup (eeew), a few random books...





its a mess
Reply:Next door nieghbours shopping.
Reply:All my race marshling gear, a tent %26amp; a set of race flags, %26amp; a heater core...new in box...it needs to be in the other end though!
Reply:bin bags full of body parts, a chainsaw, a shovel, can of petrol, and a men at work sign.


oh and a camp cooker.
Reply:spare wheel



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